I’m An American Man!

It seems there is a war brewing here on TGO. Everyone is taking sides. Over here, we have Irish, then there’s the smoked people, the cheddar club, and the sharp cheddar army. Well, One Mat Gang is here to pledge my allegiance. I have included several propaganda videos to sway you to my side. The home of real fake cheese

Fuck The Swiss, I’m an American man!

That’s how I get my mutha truckin’ cheese on? Which side are you on TGO?

  • Stranger

    I’m a soldier without a country. White as the driven snow or whatever they say and I have a library made of mahogany with a fine selection of the rarest books. I drink scotch whisky neat and smoke cigars. Cool fucking sandwich though ask my wife to make you one next time you smash her up the ass

  • One Mat Gang

    I never smash her up the ass. We make sweet anal love. Ya dig?

  • Steve Bashakis

    I am strictly American cheddar army for life! I tell you though, I always keep a strip of string cheese in my sock. You can never be too prepared when you are fighting off those white cheese motherfuckers!

  • Steve Bashakis

    Spoken like a true Barry white fan.

  • Beastly beast

    I’m not clicking on one of those videos until I’m home from work just in case you put your dick in your sandwich.

    Sharp cheddar for the WIN BITCHES!

  • One Mat Gang

    Good choice friend. You are backing the right cheese. I also keep a couple jalapeño poppers handy to use like grenades.

  • One Mat Gang

    Sadly it’s just me making a sandwich. I tried fucking a grilled cheese sandwich once. That melted American sticks to your dick like napalm. Never again.

  • Stranger

    I cool with dat mat

  • Stranger

    You must have a very respectful job. Dealing crack in Vegas tends to lead people to being complacent and not giving a fuck about watching New Yorkers fuck sandwiches at work.

  • ❄DARKBEARD❄

    I’m a Swiss degenerate, literally

  • Bulgingsnake

    Ok, but where do you put the cheese?

  • Stranger

    Literally and illiterate. Swiss mountain yodel cheesey uncircumcised penis on toast.

  • ❄DARKBEARD❄

    Yum!

  • One Mat Gang

    Usually in my belly. Sometimes in my anus. Rarely I make a cheese goatee and walk around a daycare center

  • One Mat Gang

    Never tried that sandwich combo kosher. I’ll ask the chef to leave the foreskin on next time. Thanks

  • Bulgingsnake

    I heard that

  • Stranger

    Unwashed is a must.

  • Stranger

    Hearing is one thing, seeing is a whole different ball game

  • Steve Bashakis

    Truly badass!!

  • mikezippy

    That sandwich was made and eaten in the USA.

  • Steve Bashakis

    Melted cheese on genitalia, could be the next big thing…

  • One Mat Gang

    I remember the good old days when burning your dick wasn’t so trendy.

  • thereforeiam

    I use cheez in a can for my cheese/genital satisfaction I’m not waiting a week for the blisters to heal up before I can jack off again.

  • thereforeiam

    Why are you dunking your sammich in dog vomit?

  • One Mat Gang

    It’s venison stew. That my dog ate then puked back up. I like the bile aftertaste

  • One Mat Gang

    That’s brilliant. Thanks for the tip

  • thereforeiam

    That’s like a pro tip or something If it makes it all the way through the dog don’t eat it.

  • Dave79
  • Dave79

    I prefer fromunda to American.

  • thereforeiam

    I think it’s worms dude.