Working Like A Jerk

Working in close quarters with others can be difficult. There is a certain measure of workplace etiquette that is required to make it a tolerable experience. Lucky for me, I have a different set of rules to work under than the corporate side of the facility. Such as the new policy they posted about good hygiene. I feel bad for the men in the office who must follow these strict grooming regulations.

I’m not sure how this is enforced. Maybe there is a daily white glove inspection. Or a dog smells everyone’s crotch. Either way, I’ll keep my dirty dick out of the office, thank you very much.

What bullshit rules are you asked to follow at work? Are dirty dicks allowed in your office?