One thing every Hick loves is deer hunting. And if you deer hunt, you need a tree stand.

Now you could go to Cabelas and buy a fancy metal stand

Or a prefab elevated blind

But you are allergic to spending money. So do what any true Hick does. Build your own bad ass tree stand.

Um, close…but you’ll be up there with a loaded gun. And drunk. So maybe something a bit more stable would do

Better, but this is child’s play. Put down the crack pipe and put on your thinking cap

Eureka! You did it. These are useful and a work of art. They are also my Hick Fix of the Day! Stay inbred TGO