Dear Rocky,

Forget Abby.. this is ask Rocky. Answers to life’s toughest questions.
Dear Rocky,

When is too soon to send a dick pic?

NotOneMatGang 
DEAR NOTONEMATGANG,

Under the age of 18 is too soon… by law.
Dear Rocky,

I’m not gay. I do like to suck dongs all day long. I often put myself in positions to get an assblasting… but I’m definitely not gay. I am worried that these guys might start to get the idea that I am gay while I’m sucking their dongheadjuice though..

NotGayGuy 

DEAR NOTGAYGUY

Keep living the dream! You got it all figured out!
If you have a question for Rocky comment below!

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  • Steve Bashakis

    FBT!!

  • RockMomster

    Dear Baby sister,
    We know.
    Lol

  • RockMomster

    Welcome home friend!

  • RockMomster

    Dear Son, yes. Knowledge comes to those who win. … and those who win.. are TGOians. Stick around.. it gets weird here

  • Baby Sister

    lmfao

  • Baby Sister

    dang!! i wish i can think of something funny 2 ask but i cant 🙁

  • Dear rocky,

    Somewhere along the line I missed all tgo’s inside jokes. Will I ever be able to figure out wtf is happening here? 14

  • RockMomster

    P.s. cocaine is always an option

  • RockMomster

    Dear Bacne,
    No.

  • Dear Rocky,

    Are these roids worth the bacne?

  • RockMomster

    Well then! Have a key to the city.. ya patriot!

  • Steve Bashakis

    Oh, he was way older than that! In dog years.

  • RockMomster

    As long as he was 18 that’s all that really matters! ….lie to me otherwise

  • Steve Bashakis

    Cool!! Now I don’t need to feel bad about soliciting a male Hispanic teenager for oral sex!! Me as in John Smith that is…

  • RockMomster

    Dear John Smith Bashakis, you aren’t racist for having only half a chub! If you didn’t chub at all that would be racist! In any case a good bj can cure any awkward situation

  • Steve Bashakis

    Uh, hey Rocky, this is John Smith. My super cool bro Steve Bashakis is lending me his phone right now cause mine is in the shop for uh, like a tune up or something. Anyhow, I (not Steve) was wondering, if a well dressed male Hispanic teenager brushes up against you in Starbucks, and you get a half chub, does that mean you’re racist? And real quick, did I mention how really, really cool Steve Bashakis is?

  • RockMomster

    And by.. you.. I meant your friend

  • RockMomster

    You could have dongrot from too much of a good thing

  • One Mat Gang

    I’m asking for a friend. Why does it hurt when I pee? I mean he pees?

  • RockMomster

    Cover it in saran wrap

  • thereforeiam

    i’m more of a saran wrap kinda guy.

  • RockMomster

    Depending on the time of the month.. it could taste like aluminum foil

  • thereforeiam

    Dear rocky. Does IT really taste like chicken
    —I like chicken.