Do Hypothetical Questions Get You Hard?

In order to get answers here at TGO, we have to ask the tough questions. So here we go…

Do hypothetical questions get you hot?

Do liberals make your eggs boil?

How much do you love snappy retorts?

Do you find digital entertainment frustrating?

Why does your heart lie?

Do you follow wholesome conservative values?

Will walking really solve your hair drying issues?

Without these hard hitting questions, we can’t get in depth responses

Are you hard yet?

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  • Steve Bashakis

    I would not dispute that.

  • RockMomster

    Am I mistaken or is this a famous Helen Keller quote?

  • Steve Bashakis

    There’s just something about those cooters!

  • One Mat Gang

    Gotta respect the vagina

  • Steve Bashakis

    Vaginas are the fabric this great nation is sculpted from.

  • thereforeiam

    The P-Funk all stars are not to be trifled with.

  • One Mat Gang

    I can’t believe you’re saying George Clinton and The Parliament Funkadelic “eliminated” Mike Zippy

  • thereforeiam

    It was La Familia du Clinton.

  • One Mat Gang

    I can’t believe you’re saying Trump “eliminated” Mike Zippy

  • thereforeiam

    He either bailed or pissed someone important off.

  • One Mat Gang

    I looked in the first aid kit at work. No Mike Zippy. Only bandaids and smelling salts

  • thereforeiam

    Have you checked the jails and hospitals?

  • One Mat Gang

    This one isn’t hypothetical. Where did Mike Zippy go?

  • One Mat Gang

    Yes