MY DEAD DAD’S PENIS IS STARTING TO DISINTEGRATE!

As we all know, I keep my dead dad’s penis in the freezer.

The freezer keeps my dead dad’s penis nice and hard so I can ride it.

After 3 years of riding my dead dad’s penis, and the penis going from freezer to butt hole all the time, the penis is starting to fall apart!

I shall keep the penis in the freezer where it will now remain retired. This will give it longer life. I’ll just lick it occasionally instead of riding it hard.

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  • Steve Bashakis

    Sounds like WINNING!

  • Bulgingsnake

    Brings on the emotions

  • Bulgingsnake

    I read your comment correctly

  • One Mat Gang

    That’s sad. Makes me wish I had saved my moms penis. We just had a plaster cast of it made. Then I commissioned statues to be made from the mold.

  • Dave79

    Damn. End of an era.
    No other relatives with one foot in the grave?