As we all know, I keep my dead dad’s penis in the freezer.

The freezer keeps my dead dad’s penis nice and hard so I can ride it.

After 3 years of riding my dead dad’s penis, and the penis going from freezer to butt hole all the time, the penis is starting to fall apart!

I shall keep the penis in the freezer where it will now remain retired. This will give it longer life. I’ll just lick it occasionally instead of riding it hard.