TBT: Phen-Fen

Every moms favorite appetizer suppressant! Phentermine is like amphetamines less cool cousin. All the heart valve failure of meth but with barely any of the “up for 3 days standing in Autumn’s yard with no pants yelling about her dog” effects.

 

 

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The FDA withdrew Fen-phen but don’t worry..

“In the meantime, many diet doctors are not waiting for the next drug to be approved. Instead, they are mixing their own concoctions of drugs that are already on the market. Many are combining phentermine with Prozac, calling the combination phen-pro and advertising, once again, on the Internet. ” -nytimes

Sketchy!

Play it safe and follow my diet plan instead..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  • One Mat Gang

    Powder form? Or do you mix it with whiskey and spay it up the corn hole with a turkey baster?

  • Dr. Akula

    I find the high is best when you shove it straight up your ass.

  • Dr. Akula

    You have to-go baggies of flour too?!?!?!

  • One Mat Gang
  • thereforeiam

    See? It works and you saved at least $1.79.

  • Stranger

    You know it jézoos

  • Stranger

    I’m throwing up just thinking of it

  • Stranger

    I’ve only been to a mental health institute once so I think I’m living life just fine

  • thereforeiam

    You’ve been on that diet for quite awhile now. Try licking the inside of medical waste containers.

  • The hot ticket.

  • thereforeiam

    Looking at the scale a week later makes it worth it.

  • Raythedevil

    I’m not so sure that’s good for your mental health.

  • Raythedevil

    I just eat without worrying, if I gain a few pounds (about 330 now), I can try to walk it off in the summer (if it’s not too hot, like it was last summer).

  • thereforeiam

    At gas stations get the microwave burritos and don’t microwave them. Just leave them on the dashboard till they thaw out. I buy boxes of them and leave them there so I always have one handy.

  • yep or you get a wine buzz and decide bird dog shots are in order

  • if i’m short on time will gas station seafood work?

  • Stranger

    Of all the ways to feel bad, that’s probably the worst. Mix wine beer and whisky on an alcoholic rage binge and you will.be so sick you won’t eat for at least 24 hours

  • thereforeiam

    I go to all you can eat buffets and load up on the room temperature seafood.

  • Stranger

    I use copious amounts of cocaine and ecstasy coupled with large volumes of alcohol and very little food and hardcore techno. That keeps me in fine shape mentally and physically.