Who Do You Love?

Everyone except coke and meth heads love a good meal. And everyone knows the best meals come in a can. And everyone knows there’s only two choices when it comes to canned meals.

Beefaroni

Or

Beef-o-getti

So which is it?

Or

I know where my heart belongs

How about you? Who do you love?

Beefaroni or beefogetti?

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  • That’s right.

  • One Mat Gang

    Once you pop the lid on a can of dicks, there’s no putting the lid back on

  • For all intents and purposes, please put a LID on it.

  • Thomas Cruise

    I’ll get the popcorn popping!

  • Thomas Cruise

    I tried, but that little freckled pile of shit bit me and ran off into the sunset.

  • thereforeiam
  • One Mat Gang

    I’m not sure. I just assume you have him tied up somewhere

  • Thomas Cruise

    That kid’s tongue head reminded me of Howdy Doody. What ever happened to him anyway?

  • Stranger

    I’ll ask in Walmart tomorrow morning

  • One Mat Gang

    That’s a great meal, but we’re talking canned meals. Have you tried canned vagina meat with canned ass rings? Exactly like the fried version except mushy and pasty.

  • Stranger

    Vagina burgers with deep fried ass rings on the side

  • thereforeiam

    Spit it out! That’s the ravioli filling.

  • One Mat Gang

    I know. These delicious choices can be overwhelming

  • One Mat Gang

    Damn. You’re a trooper.

  • thereforeiam

    I threw away a lot of underwear.

  • RockMomster

    *throws up in mouth*

  • Steve Bashakis

    Dude, that’s harsh…

  • Steve

    Beefprpmi? Beefogetaboutit!

  • thereforeiam

    Spaghetti-O’s and refried beans were my go to drunk food for years. It explains a lot of world class skidmarks.

  • Steve Bashakis
  • One Mat Gang

    Any of the canned pasta is horrible. I can’t imagine what the hotdog pieces they put in there actually are

  • Steve Bashakis

    I used to eat that shit when I was like six or seven years old and then one time, when I had the munchies super super bad, most likely from smoking a bunch of weed I tried to eat SpaghettiOs and meatballs when I was like in my early 20s and man that sauce is brutal.

  • One Mat Gang

    Judging by the $5 camera advertisement I’d say it’s from last year. I think spaghetti-o killed beefogetti

  • Steve Bashakis

    That’s a keeper, for real.

  • Steve Bashakis

    I thought they stopped making Beef o getti decades ago, no? What was up with those noodles beef a roni? It was like noodles mixed with wax or something. Dude, just the picture of that can of pizzagetti and beef made me want to vomit!! I’ve never seen that one before.

  • Bulgingsnake

    THERE IT IS!

  • One Mat Gang
  • One Mat Gang
  • Raythedevil

    I’m proud of you boss. Stick to your guns.

  • Bulgingsnake

    I LOVE DICK IN A CAN!
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    I need the TGO art department on this