A DJ named David Mueller was sued by Taylor Swift for allegedly grabbing her ass during a photo shoot. Taylor took photos with her phone showing him close to her but not touching her. When asked why the photos didn’t show her getting groped she replied

Because I’m a skinny white bitch. I don’t have an ass. He tried to grab it, but there was nothing there

The judge ruled in Swifts favor, and awarded her $1. So by law, you can grab Taylor Swift by the ass for $1…if you can find it.

Will you grab Taylor Swift by the ass for $1?