Would You Grab Taylor Swift’s Ass For $1?

A DJ named David Mueller was sued by Taylor Swift for allegedly grabbing her ass during a photo shoot. Taylor took photos with her phone showing him close to her but not touching her. When asked why the photos didn’t show her getting groped she replied

Because I’m a skinny white bitch. I don’t have an ass. He tried to grab it, but there was nothing there

The judge ruled in Swifts favor, and awarded her $1. So by law, you can grab Taylor Swift by the ass for $1…if you can find it.

Will you grab Taylor Swift by the ass for $1?

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  • Thomas Cruise

    Every time I do she gets all clingy, and wants to become a member of my Scientology cult. Honestly, I’ve been with better dollar whores anyway.

  • Raythedevil

    I would, she’s hawt!!

  • One Mat Gang

    A healthy white women should fetch you more than $1 on the black market

  • ⚔DARKBEARD⚒

    Best comment

  • Mr. Perfect

    I’d bust a nut all over her face for free.

  • No, but I’d sell her into slavery for a dollar.

  • Bulgingsnake

    Annnnnnd SUCKED

  • One Mat Gang

    I can get a double cheeseburger for $1. Much better deal

  • Bulgingsnake

    I’LL SUCK A DICK FOR A COOL DOLLAR!

  • Probably not, she seems like the definition of the women that piss me off. All her songs are complaining about men who fucked her and chucked her and there is nothing more annoying than women who can only complain.

  • Nah I’m good.