Hamil Hammers Bulge’s Bottomhole!

Oh no TGO! Bulgingsnake was fitting his dong for its storm trooper costume it’s going to wear to the Star Wars premiere on Thursday when out of nowhere Mark Hamil showed up in his Jedi rape outfit! It turns out that he can’t resist a storm trooper dong! He entered Bulges death star over and over … and over. He finally finished after yelling, “who’s your daddy?” And then running hidden in his rape cape! What are the odds?