Pineapple Gate

Rusty Taint Autumn V. Guðni Th. Jóhannesson

Breaking News (from a year ago) Iceland’s president is “fundamentally opposed” to pineapples on pizza. I am a proponent for pineapple on pizza. BECAUSE IT TASTES GOOD.


I support pizza and any topping you want to put on it!


Tiny dead fish? Solid.




A donut? Why not!



Eggs? Got emmmmmmmmm


“Dear Heart, GFY”  haha take that LAD artery




Do you have strong feelings about pineapple on pizza?

  • Steve Bashakis

    Oh she was peaking all right…

  • Steve

    I eat ass. Pineapple goes down smooth.

  • Steve Bashakis

    Damn straight it does, you’re Thomas Fuckin’ Cruise!

  • Winston

    Wow, didn’t know she was into satan…although there was that moment not too long ago when I saw her attack a cameraman…that was out of nowhere. The guy didn’t even say or do anything to her, just had a camera on her as she was walking out of an airport. Demonic possession peeks out of the eyes of the inhabited sometimes.

  • indeeeed 🙂

  • Winston

    ….is that….Bjork?

  • Thomas Cruise

    I like eating pieces of pineapple off of my Autumn while she eats pizza. Does that count?

  • Raythedevil

    I wouldn’t stand for that…at least find a chair and sit down!!

  • Raythedevil

    Yes, ham (Canadian bacon) & pineapple is my favorite combination. I also like any specialty pizza with Hawaiian in it’s name.

  • Steve Bashakis

    So I guess what you are saying is that you had great role models.

  • Steve Bashakis

    Takes guts.

  • Steve Bashakis

    pineapple, Canadian bacon and a shitload of crushed red pepper is the shizzite!!

  • Bulgingsnake

    Thanks man, that means a lot to me.

  • One Mat Gang

    I wouldn’t lie about something that important

  • Bulgingsnake

    You mean it?

  • One Mat Gang

    I just wanted to exaggerate. You had a home. That cardboard box you sucked my penis in was a real nice box to get my penis sucked in

  • Bulgingsnake

    That was me bro. Just say my name next time, I’m not embarrassed about the situation

  • One Mat Gang

    I am fully against pineapple on pizza. I learned a trick from a homeless guy once in Chicago, he would order a Hawaiian pizza about 2 hours before a pizza place closes. Then he doesn’t go get the pizza. Most times the employees don’t want a Hawaiian pizza so it goes in the dumpster. Then he climbed in there and got his free pie. He also had a turkey Baster to shoot whiskey up his ass. Both true stories

  • Bulgingsnake

    It all looks good to me

  • Mr. Perfect

    Pineapple on pizza is alright. It really works with Polynesian sauce.

  • ThereforeIam

    I’ll take the triple happy meal pizza please.


    I stand with Iceland. Pizza terrorist! Not on my pizza!