What Are You Doing?

Do you got any grand plans for your Saturday?

Maybe watch some TV?

Do some housework? How about running errands or go out for lunch?

What’s on the menu today?

For me, after going all week, proving to myself that I could suck penis on an empty stomach, I have one thing in mind

Fuck self control, right in the eye hole!

Do you have a game plan for your weekend activities or do you shoot from the hip?

  • ThereforeIam

    I’ve been lost since 1979. Probably not a good idea to follow me.

  • One Mat Gang

    Damnit! I’ve just been faking it and following your lead!

  • ThereforeIam

    Me too. I just make up shit as I go along.

  • One Mat Gang

    I refuse to know anything!

  • ThereforeIam

    A true patriot. You are a rarity among rarities. Did you know that fewer than 7% of Amish people are left handed? And out of that 7% only 1% of them are halfwits?

  • One Mat Gang

    It’s my duty to service my countrymen’s dongs

  • ThereforeIam

    It’s not a fucking ham. You either have all of it or none of it.

  • Steve Bashakis

    Why can’t I have a little herpes?

  • ThereforeIam

    I’ve never felt so proud to be an American. Most people suck dick for selfish reasons. But not left handed Amish halfwits.

  • One Mat Gang

    While sucking dicks for God and country!

  • ThereforeIam

    I understand left handed people have difficulty turning pages right to left so they read books backwards. Especially Amish ones cause they gotta read bibles in the dark backwards.

  • One Mat Gang

    40 years is not enough for someone who is a left handed half-wit to master the English language. Plus I’m Amish

  • One Mat Gang

    I salute you

  • ⚔DARKBEARD⚒
  • ThereforeIam

    Your supposed to drop the e when writing assholish. I dig being assholey.

  • One Mat Gang

    You’re in top notch form as always my assholeish friend

  • ThereforeIam

    You can’t be officially impressed any more than you can have a little herpes.

  • Steve Bashakis

    I’m officially impressed!

  • ThereforeIam

    That’s an improper use of the word pointe because I’m not dancing. This is fun!

  • Steve Bashakis

    Mmmmm, Nazi scalps……..
    Come on lunchtime!!!

  • Steve Bashakis

    You’re killing it!!! Like so on pointe!!!

  • ThereforeIam

    That prairie schooner was top heavy. I’m spending the day pointing out obvious flaws to people that don’t give a shit. How am I doing so far?

  • One Mat Gang

    Solid like a rock

  • Working until 1 and then collecting Nazi scalps for the rest of the day.