That Time I Was Most Wanted

One time I had a warrant for my arrest and didn’t know it until I watched the news.

I saw I was listed in “Most Wanted”. I live in a small town the cops know where I live. I called the PD and was like “Wtf? “Most” wanted? Ya’ll ain’t even been to my house… and you’re gonna put my face on the news!? That’s fucked up!”

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Thomas AKA Tommy

 

 

 

The real crime was that blonde hair.

 

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Jesus Christ that hair..

 

The cops said they didn’t pick who was put into the most wanted section that the media did those selections.

 

I always thought that was reserved for dangerous criminals that were actually at the top of the list for police to apprehend.

 

It isn’t.

The media tricked me again. Dammit.

 

 

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a hardened criminal eating hummus