In 1783 a man named Dragon Potato was killing vampires with sharp sticks (these sharp sticks were called Danger Sticks).
When Mr. Dragon Potato found out that there was a liberal tranny in the town of China with a Danger Stick Store, he became eager to chat with the liberal tranny. Unfortunately Mr. Dragon Potato couldn’t chat with the liberal tranny because cell phones weren’t around yet, and Mr Dragon Potato didn’t want to get out of bed and walk next door to where the new Store opened that sold Danger Sticks.
Cell phones make things possible now. Example 1… Mr Dragon Potato!