I’ve been going to the same gym for months. tonight a guy I used to bang in high school started going there too.

 

Devil why you tempt me!!??

 

“No sir..I don’t have a facefuck Facebook account”  so he gave me his number and I didn’t want to immediately say “I HAVE A PENIS!” so I said “haha cool take it easy”  instead. Wow I’ve become pretty damn smooth since high school… Makes me feel like 17 warmed over.

 

Mark Twain said “Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the dongs you didn’t suck than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines.”

 

I’m not sure why I’m even telling TGO this as if anyone gives a SHIT maybe I want people to tell me yeah it’s okay get the dong. Or maybe I want some help breaking my own arm off to pat myself on the back for not whoring out big time tonight. scrawny guy massive dong! But I choose TGO!