It’s slow at work today, and when it’s slow my mind starts to wonder about random shit. Shit like, I wonder if that cute co-worker with all the right curves can suck dick like a pro.
I also wonder more important stuff. Like, how impactful was Star Wars on the lives of others? You see, many people like Star Wars and/or anime. But some people like Star Wars and realize that anime is fucking gay. How many Star Wars fans would be closeted fags today if Star Wars was never released?
The possibilities are fucking mind blowing. Let’s all take a moment to thank George Lucas. Sure, he gave us bullshit like The Phantom Menace, but he also saved some of us from being like this fudgepacker.