Winter is coming to an end. It’s time to drop those extra 40 pounds you picked up over the holidays. Better head to the gym, right?
WRONG! Why pay someone else good money to embarrass yourself while wearing spandex. That’s a treat for your relatives not total strangers. There’s plenty of ways to get in shape without leaving home.
Throw a hatchet
Go for a few spins on a tire
Give your pedal bike a try
A few laps around the pool perhaps
After all that hard work, you deserve to sit back, relax, and take your shoes and socks off
A few weeks of this and you’ll be ready to fight the cops when they show up to your property next time. Nobody wants to look like a fat slob getting arrested
There you have my rednexercise tips and my Hick Fix Of The Day. Stay inbred TGO