Abraham Roosevelt said, “if you can’t beat em, join em.” So… I’m drunk.
I don’t normally drink. In fact, I haven’t been drunk in years
… this is the bees knees. Why wasn’t I an alcoholic a long time ago? This is great.
Good thing I have spell check or this would be TOTALLY retarded sounding.. but alas… technology is for the drunkard
I’ve learned 3 things tonight:
1. I wanna fuck
2. I wanna get more drunk
2. Beer tastes like soap