Fuck it, I’m Drunk

Abraham Roosevelt said, “if you can’t beat em, join em.” So… I’m drunk.

I don’t normally drink. In fact, I haven’t been drunk in years

… this is the bees knees. Why wasn’t I an alcoholic a long time ago? This is great.

Good thing I have spell check or this would be TOTALLY retarded sounding.. but alas… technology is for the drunkard

I’ve learned 3 things tonight:

1. I wanna fuck

2. I wanna get more drunk

2. Beer tastes like soap

End rant

Love yooooou