Scenario: You’re on a spaceship, you land on another planet with intelligent life, what do you give them?

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This is what I’d give them –

I’m NOT introducing Beethoven, human cuisine, human philosophy, poetry, art or football…. no, I’ll tell you what I’d introduce

ALCOHL!

That’s right, ALCOHL!

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As this ‘newly found intelligent species’ that is superior (and more peaceful) than us (in every way) gets drunk off Earth’s most popular liquid, I will be sitting there and smiling.

While I sit there and smile, I’ll watch the Aliens pass-out as they drink The Devil’s Brew.

I shall sneak up and suck the cock of ‘The King Alien’ when he is passed out from the alcohol.

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When I arrive back to earth, and cum is dripping from my mouth, the American people will know that Bulgingsnake WON again.

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