The first time I assblasted a female was in the parking lot of a Catholic church (Knoxville TN).

It was midnight and this female was on heroin. By the look on this sluts face I could tell she needed the Old 1 – 2 in her dirty shit hole.

As I was assblasting this hoe’s butt cavity, the acid that I dropped started to wear off. At this moment in time I realized that it wasn’t I who was doing the assblasting, but it was I who was getting assblasted.

My grandad made one hell of a Catholic priest.