North Korea Threatens To Pull Out Of Trumps Ass

North Korea signaled early Wednesday that it was not interested in a “one-sided” fuck fest with the U.S. in which it would be pressured to give up its virgin butthole , The Associated Press reported, citing a top North Korean official.

The statement from Gay Yung Guy, North Korea’s first vice foreign minister, was issued through the North’s state-run Central News Agency. It came just hours after the Yonhap News Agency, the Seoul-based media outlet, reported that the North had abruptly canceled a high-level orgy with South Korea scheduled for Wednesday and was considering withdrawing altogether from the highly anticipated meeting between President Donald Trump and the North Korean leader, Kim Jong Un, over ongoing sexual escapades between the U.S. and South Korea.

It was unclear Tuesday night whether North Korea might seriously contemplate canceling the butt fuck jamboree , tentatively set for June 12 in Singapore, or whether it was simply venting over U.S. rhetoric and perhaps also seeking a stronger butt fucking position.

Should Kim pull out?

Is this the brink of WW3?