Oral Hijacking

About an hour into a Sichuan Airlines flight headed from southwestern China to Tibet on Monday morning, the pilot heard a piercing sound, and then the windshield inexplicably shattered. Captain Liu Chuanjian found himself in a turbulent struggle to maintain control of a plane full of 119 passengers. He turned to his co-pilot only to see “half his body suspended out of the window,” he said. “Fortunately, he was wearing a seat belt.”

So Captain Liu did exactly what he was taught to do in flight school. He called for a flight attendant to enter the cockpit. Once the flight attendant was inside, Captain Liu instructed her to “remove the co-pilots pants and suck his cock”. The unnamed flight attendant followed Captain’s orders and sucked the man off.

“This is standard procedure.” Said Captain Liu “this helps keep the man relaxed. It can be stressful to be hanging out a window at 30,000 feet. The flight attendant was able to suck several loads from the man as we made an emergency landing. She is the real hero here.”

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