THERE IS A GOD DAMN FBI INFORMANT HERE AT TGO!

I know for sure there is a hidden pansexual FBI informant here at TGO. He or possibly she or possibly it has been leaking import TGO top secret information to the public. This is by far worse than Watergate this is by far worse than Deflategate this is by far worse than Sex Lives of the Potato Men. This for sure is an internet web blog constitutional crisis. We here can not stand for this deep state intrusion. Such nonsense is down right criminal and stands to destroy the very fiber that holds this institution in place. Free speech is in jeopardy here. The price is right is in right now but only if you can guess the right price and win the showcase at the end. A royal wedding designer dress could not take away the paparazzi that are swarming around the TGO headquarters right now trying to get a scoop on what is happening. This is that huge.