We all love dick and fart jokes. So it’s our mission here at TGO to stay on the cutting edge of humor, not just recycle everyone else’s garbage. That’s why I’m starting a brand new segment called
One Mat Gang Invents A New Sex Term
Yeah, the rusty trombone is hilarious, in 2014 maybe…but here is my first entry
Harpoon The Whale
That’s where you take your harpoon
And stick it in a whales blowhole
Now I know what you’re thinking. One Mat Gang, that’s already been invented. It’s called bestiality. But here’s the catch. I wasn’t talking about a whale. It was a sly reference
Yes. I was talking about a fat chicks tracheotomy hole. MMMMHHHHMM
Be sure to use this phrase a lot around friends and family. Let’s get the ball rolling TGO!
Have you Harpooned The Whale lately?