That’s right, ladies and gents! Step right up and play TGO’s favorite game, Is It A Baldwin?!?
That is one Daniel Baldwin, seen here with a rubber phallus.
That’s Stephen Baldwin, posing with a giant black dong.
That’s Adam Baldwin, not a “brother” per se, but a lover of rich, ebony penis.
This is a Baldwin piano, which, coincidentally, is about to be mushroom stamped by Dongzilla.
Surprise, surprise, surprise! It’s SNL toolbag, Alec Baldwin, puckering up to slurp some schmegma!
Here’s another Baldwin piano, and another rubber dick. This piece of furniture stands a better chance of making a watchable movie than entries A, B or E.
It’s deceased author and well-known dick photo-bomber, James Baldwin!
Where else would you go for a bald win?