New Sex Term Of The Day

Today I want to introduce a seasonal sex term. The weather is nice, there is a gentle breeze. Perfect day. Perfect day to break out my new Sex Term Of The Day

The Pinwheel

The Pinwheel combines two great things. Anal sex

and midgets.

You stand behind a midget and fuck them in the ass, holding them up off the ground with your dick. Then you gently spin the midget around like a Pinwheel on your dick.

You can substitute a midget for a real short person if the midget supply is running low.

Remember to do The Pinwheel in your front yard so all the neighbors can see your sweet moves and join The Pinwheel craze that’s sweeping the nation