Today I want to share with you one of the greatest automotive inventions of our time. Something so versatile, it may just be the single greatest problem solver ever.
What is this miracle product, you ask
The SUNOCO sticker. It is the ultimate auto body solution
You could be a pansy and put one on your car
Yeah, cool bro. Try growing a pair.
Why bother replacing that broken rear window
Add SUNOCO stickers
Rusted quarter panel?
Not with a few hundred SUNOCO stickers
Hell, why not just do preventative maintenance and cover the whole damn car
That’s how you Git Er Dun!
And that’s my Hick Fix Of The Day
How many SUNOCO stickers do you have on your automobile?