Today I want to share with you one of the greatest automotive inventions of our time. Something so versatile, it may just be the single greatest problem solver ever.

What is this miracle product, you ask

The SUNOCO sticker. It is the ultimate auto body solution

You could be a pansy and put one on your car

Yeah, cool bro. Try growing a pair.

Why bother replacing that broken rear window

Add SUNOCO stickers

Bad bumper?

Rusted quarter panel?

Not with a few hundred SUNOCO stickers

Hell, why not just do preventative maintenance and cover the whole damn car

That’s how you Git Er Dun!

And that’s my Hick Fix Of The Day

How many SUNOCO stickers do you have on your automobile?