1. The People truly want a MASSIVE, KICK ASS WALL (M. K. A. W) to gaze upon while they’re eating the American corndog.


2. The People prefer billionaire celebrities to lead this country to world domination.

3. America wasn’t founded by immigrants, we’ve all been here since before the natives. And that’s why Americans want award winning laws to keep those pesky, immigrant leeches out!

4. America is all about WINNING

5. We gave a passive president (Obama) a try, LAME! We the Americans want a cowboy in office who isn’t afraid to grab chicks by the pussy while simultaneously threatening third world countries with our Big Ass Nuke Button!