A parody of Bodak Yellow By Cardi B.
( If you are unfamiliar with her song, check it out here first: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEGccV-NOm8 )
Now TGO up that beat and read:

*** Winning Moves ***

Said little Disqus, you can’t fuck with B
if you wanted to
This site’s expensive, This is WordPress
BulgingSnake has paid his dues,
Hit the blog, or troll the trolls
He don’t have to choose
And he’s quick to cut an Author off
So don’t get comfortable
Look, He don’t disqus now
He makes winning moves
Said, He don’t gotta disqus
He makes winning moves
If he see you and he don’t speak
That means hes too cool for school
He’s a boss, youre a lame-ass-bitch
He makes winning moves
Now they say they gon’ leave us, for who?
Let’s find out and see, Disqus or B
You know where he’s at
You know where he’ll be
You on disqus, just to partake
Bulges paid to be
He be in and out that rape so much
His buttholes tired and bleeds
HONESTLY, he don’t give a fuck
Bout who aint commenting, see
He sucked two dongheads since his lunch
No man workin as hard as B!
He don’t bother with net Trolls
Net Trolls don’t bother He
They see pictures and videos
Bitch, He who they tryna be!

Look, He might just chill and butt rape
He might just diddle your Boo
He might just make fun of your vape
he might just shoot a load to the face
He’s like, “win-ning”
He lets you say what you want
He drink some Busch but not Light
He got a big dong
It’s as big as a horse
It’s as wide as a trunk
He’s the hottest on the net
You know you probably heard of it
Got TheGreatOutdoorsman.net
Hope you know this site it aint cheap
And he pay BabyMama bills
Though he got plenty time to chill
Think net hoes are mad at He
They job don’t pay them like B’s do!

Said little Dicks, you cant fuck with B
If you wanted to
This sites expensive, This is WordPress
Bulgingsnake has paid his dues
He hits the blog, or he trolls the trolls
He don’t need to choose
He’s quick to cut an Author off
So don’t get comfortable
Look, He got a big Dong
He just cant lose
Said he got a big ol’ Dong
It rubs against his shoes
If he see you and it don’t peak
That mean he’s not hard for you
He’s a boss, you just FBT
He makes winning moves!
If you a pussy, you get stalked
You a potato or smoke the pot
You can come to TGO
You can suck up on this dong
And he just checked the daily stats
Turns out He’s tits, He’s tits, He’s tits
He puts his hand upon his dick
He sees you lick, he licks, she licks,
He say, grab on the donghead and blow
This thing is a big as a pole
His balls glitter as gold
Tell that newbie, play their role
He just arrived on the scene
He just out-trolled the trolls
He needs to fill up the bank
No, he chose dongs over Ads yay
He needs to let all these Joes know
That none of they buttholes is safe

He go to dinner and he eats a bukkake
Only the gay can relate
He use to live on Disqus
Now his crib is dot net
He charms, like frosted flakes
No liberal can relate
Had to let potatoes know, in case the tots forgot
He just prayed to Thomas Cruise
And not to Corgan’s, DONG

Said, little dicks, you cant fuck with B
If you wanted to
This sites expensive, this is WordPress
Bulge has paid his dues
Hit the blog or troll the trolls
He don’t have to choose
He’s quick to cut an Author off
So don’t get comfortable
Look, He don’t gotta Disqus
He makes winning moves
He don’t gotta Disqus
He makes winning moves
If he see you and he don’t speak
That means he too drunk to move
He’s a LEGEND you a no one bitch
He makes winning moves!