FLORIDA – 21-year old Tyrone Smith killed his so-called best friend, Xavier Johnson, after a 10-hour anal session between 2 completely heterosexual men, Xavier didn’t say “No homo” or “No homo bro”, thus, automatically converting it into non-heterosexual sex.

The incident happened last night in Florida, in a small apartment in Orlando. Tyrone stabbed his friend 18 times in the chest and then called an ambulance, but it was too late. Before the paramedics arrived Tyrone admitted stabbing him one last time to make sure Xavier was dead he told police in a interview “He was not with that gay shit” and confessed to the murder of Xavier.

Tyrone was charged for with capital murder. According to police officials, he might only face 15 years imprisonment instead of 30, because “he did what he had to do, especially because he was the passive one”.

The Orlando police is investigating the case to see if there’s any other reason why Tyrone might have decided to kill his best friend, according to them not saying “no homo” is a valid reason and his actions are no surprise.

Furthermore, they’re trying to find out if Xavier did say “no homo”, but Tyrone killed him anyway. In that case, Tyrone may face 30 years of prison, because it would have been an unjustified murder.