I’m a single guy and I have very few responsibilities so I’m a good candidate for house sitting. I probably spend about a month an a half of the year in someone else’s house while they are on vacation. Last year I stayed in 3 different houses over the course of the year.

There is something a little weird about staying in a friends house while they are not there. You can kind of root through everything if you want to as long as you do a good job of covering your tracks. I try my best to touch as little as possible just because I don’t think its right.

Now, the chances of this are slim, but if I happened to score a piece of tail over this weekend while I’m looking after my buddies place would it be okay to bang the broad in his bed? Or should I have more morals than that?