So last week, in a slightly inebriated state, I sat down at my computer to ponder the mysteries of life, and paste penises to peoples faces.

Lo and behold, Disqus has reared it’s ugly head to force me to sign in to comment and vote. This was a pain in the ass, but I managed and got on with my evening.

When I open the internet on my phone, I see I have to sign in again (oh well, no big deal, different device, right?) More shots!

But then, friends, shit goes South. I look at my phone an hour later, and have to sign in again. I make the arduous journey back to my computer (ALL THE FUCKING WAY DOWNSTAIRS IN THE GODDAM DUNGEON), and I have to sign in again here, too. What the fuck?

The next day, I get the same treatment – every time I wander off, I get magically signed out. Well, shit folks! That simply will not do!

1.2.11

I went through and deleted all kinds of crap, just fuckin’ cleaning house! Browser history, cookies, all of it! I even dusted and swept around my desk. Fuckin’ Disqus won’t screw me again!

It seemed to work for a few days. Now, I get signed out while I’m on the website. Fuck.

1.17.2

Has this affected your life adversely?