As a heatwave grips the eastern US and the rest of the country is already battling global warming, it’s a must to find ways to cool yourself down.
One good way is to take a dip in your pool
If you don’t have a fancy pool, or a pond, you must get creative.
Break out your lawn mower, a tarp, and a piece of rope. Instant heat relief
But what if you do have a pool, but it’s too boring just floating around in it?
Break out some pallets and a tarp, you have yourself an awesome water slide
Oh fatty! You’re going to need a few more pallets
Now that’s a redneck water slide! Make sure you have a responsible adult there to laugh at you when you inevitably fuck yourself up on it.
Now that’s my Hick Fix Of The Day