Great New Invention: The JerkShirt

Do you like to masturbate in public?

Sure, who doesn’t. But it’s embarrassing to get caught. And it’s not practical to always carry a blanket to cover your lap.

What if I told you there was a way to jerk off in public without the shame of being caught?

Well, now there is. The JerkShirt

This shirt comes with a prosthetic arm attached to it, so you can discreetly jerk off under the shirt

They have a built-in splash guard and are machine washable. They are available in four different skin tones

Don’t let fear of getting caught stop your compulsive masturbation. Buy a JerkShirt today