I know what your thinking…..Trump blimp has a phone and he more than likely is using it to Tweet and do other things while flying around. And well, if your going to use your blimp phone you have to have blimp apps right? All people and blimps have them. So what apps does Trump blimp use?
Well good news folks. The answer to that question is here. A team of blimp phone app specialists have gotten a close up look at the blimp phone.
On close inspection you will find the apps you’d expect on a blimp but at the bottom next to the zit popping app there is an app I think many here would be shocked to see.
A GOD DAMN TGO APP! Why does the Trump blimp get a TGO app when the rest of the world doesn’t have one yet? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I get Trump blimp is special and all but this is just plane unfair. I guess when your flying high and winning all the time you get whatever you want even if it doesn’t exist yet.
Does this upset you?
Do you plan to write to your local congressman and complain?
WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO ABOUT THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!