If I’m going to set the World Record Vertical Jump I’m going to need to work on my reflexes. Test my endurance. And see what kind of inner strength I truly have. When you want to test yourself you have to face the best. Who is tougher than homeless people
So I wandered to the local park looking for a bum to fight. Only I didn’t see anyone. So I waited a bit. Then as luck would have it, a challenger arrived
This drunk guy taking a nap. I’ll let him get some rest. Then I’m waking him up and kicking his ass.
It’s almost dark. He is really passed out. I better go wake him and show him what kind of man I am
He woke up and I fought him. Beat his ass good.
First day of training is off to a smashing start. I set a world record and kicked some dudes ass. All in a days work for a winner