One Mat Gang Doing Great Things

I have been going hard all week. Breaking records every day. Yesterday I broke a World Record, a table, and my back. But I’m such a bad ass I don’t let broken spines stop me. Today is a training day.

The best way to build endurance is running

Or masturbating while running on an elliptical

How about curling

I am getting into Olympic shape. All this working out makes me want to break a World Record. I know. I’ll break a workout record. Most chin-ups in a row is 238 by Frank Russo of Turkey. Say goodbye to your record Frank

Damn, look at me go!

Let’s check in and see how I’m doing

And your new Chin-up World Champ

One Mat Gang

Should the record be doubled because I have two chins?