A NIGHT OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH BULGINGSNAKE

I beat my females face in so goddamn hard. And that’s how the night of sexual intercourse began.

Let’s back up to the start of this story…

I told my female that I wanted meat soup for dinner. As we all know, I love my meat soup medium rare, but teetering on the edge of rare. Well, my female had the meat soup teetering on the edge of medium.

After I took one sip of the meat soup (teetering on medium), my female knew I was giving her a knuckle sandwich!

Yeah, my female started apologizing real nice like. I screamed “YOU DIRTY SLUT, NOBODY MESSES UP MY GODDAMN MEAT SOUP”!

After I was done bludgeoning my females face in, I called my son over to show him what a real man does to a female when she messes up the meat soup. My son and I just stood there hovering over my female laughing at her bloody face (she knew she deserved it).

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That night in bed…..

My female was out cold from taking a butt-load of Tylenol PM (I steal all of her Xanax, so she can’t take those to help her sleep).

I start shaking my female, and I say to her “start playing with my dong”!

She gives in and begins yanking away at my incredibly huge penis.

Then I tell my female to take off her panties and spread eagle.

I thrust my ding-a-ling in her vag hole, not once, not twice but three times before I shoot a mean load of desire.