An Alaska Air Group Inc. employee stole a turboprop airliner from Seattle-Tacoma International Airport on Friday night before crashing it on a nearby island, authorities and the company said.

It was believed that a giant outdoors cock-smoking gay orgy was taking place at the spot of the crash, but officials have declined to comment.

The carrier said it believed a ground-service agent employed by Alaska affiliate Horizon Air took the plane to go attend this winning, cum in the buns orgy upon receiving a text message from his married yet questioning friend Hanz.

Pierce County Sheriff Bulgingsnake said he has been told the aircraft was stolen by a 29-year-old Pierce County resident. “There is no indication this was a Gay Sunday act of any kind,” he said in an interview. Authorities didn’t name the employee. However, it is speculated that it is the man formerly known as Sam Pound.

Alaska said late Friday night that the individual wouldn’t be positively identified “until the remains of his would be pillaged ass are examined.

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