Would You Do Jeff Goldblum? 5 Facts About Jeff

Is there a sexier man alive than Jeff Goldblum?

If he knocked on your door and said

I want you to penetrate me

Would you take him up on the offer?

Before you answer, here are

5 Facts About Jeff Goldblum

1- Jeff once weighed over 400 pounds. But he lost the weight by shaving his chest

2- Jeff Goldblum was named after a rare breed of flowering cactus

3- Jeff Goldblum has two asses

4- when Jeff Goldblum speaks backwards he sounds like Elvis Presley singing

5- It is illegal in Bethesda Maryland to pick a flower that looks like Jeff Goldblum

Now back to the question,

Would you kill to have sex with Jeff Goldblum?