Is there a sexier man alive than Jeff Goldblum?
If he knocked on your door and said
I want you to penetrate me
Would you take him up on the offer?
Before you answer, here are
5 Facts About Jeff Goldblum
1- Jeff once weighed over 400 pounds. But he lost the weight by shaving his chest
2- Jeff Goldblum was named after a rare breed of flowering cactus
3- Jeff Goldblum has two asses
4- when Jeff Goldblum speaks backwards he sounds like Elvis Presley singing
5- It is illegal in Bethesda Maryland to pick a flower that looks like Jeff Goldblum
Now back to the question,
Would you kill to have sex with Jeff Goldblum?