Bird Time With One Mat Gang

Today I want to unveil a brand new segment called Bird Time!

I am lucky to live in an area with many interesting breeds of birds. And each week I want to share these exciting creatures with you.

This episode we will be discussing the Titty Bird.

Let’s take a closer look

5 Facts About The Titty Bird

1- Titty Birds don’t have titties. But were named after the person who discovered the species, Martin “Titty” Frankburger

2- The Titty Bird is the only known lesbian Bird

3- The Titty Bird doesn’t migrate for the winter. They move into abandoned train cars

4- Titty Birds only mate once a year. The rest of the time it’s just fucking

5- Never lend a Titty Bird money. They’re a Bird. Why would they need money