Today I want to unveil a brand new segment called Bird Time!
I am lucky to live in an area with many interesting breeds of birds. And each week I want to share these exciting creatures with you.
This episode we will be discussing the Titty Bird.
Let’s take a closer look
5 Facts About The Titty Bird
1- Titty Birds don’t have titties. But were named after the person who discovered the species, Martin “Titty” Frankburger
2- The Titty Bird is the only known lesbian Bird
3- The Titty Bird doesn’t migrate for the winter. They move into abandoned train cars
4- Titty Birds only mate once a year. The rest of the time it’s just fucking
5- Never lend a Titty Bird money. They’re a Bird. Why would they need money
