Its Draft Dodger Day!

Lets take the day to celebrate all the people who were too cowardly to give their lives fighting for their country. My town is full of Americans who ran from America to try and avoid the draft. A lot of them haven’t worked a day since they got here. Here’s to them!

Here’s to all the liberals who didn’t want to kill people in Vietnam and decided their best option was to run away. Unless they were a farmer. Then they probably didn’t have to go if they didn’t want to.

This is a tribute to the people who think Nixon was a worse person than Hitler.

How many drafts have you avoided? How are you planning on avoiding the draft today?