How Often Do You Mow the Lawn?

Mowing the lawn is pretty much a weekly ritual around my place. Sometimes it may be a week and a half wait in between, but not very often. Mowing the lawn isn’t a tough task, but still a lot of people pay an illegal alien to do it just because they’ll do it for next to nothing.

How often to do you mow your lawn? Or do you just get the 12 year old next door to do it with the promise of sexual favors?