Villain’s Expanded List of the Worst People on Earth


  1. People who steal other people’s jokes. Like Amy Schumer.
  2. Anyone who still says “that’s what she said”
  3. People on welfare who are just on welfare because they’re lazy.
  4. The guy who flattened the tires on my bicycle while I was getting a slice of pizza when I was 14. Fuck you Tyson.
  5. Anyone who names their kid Ezra
  6. Anyone named Ezra.
  7. People who only like to talk about themselves.
  8. Cyclists who won’t get off the fucking road.
  9. Girls who refuse to suck dick like they think they’re too good for it.
  10. White people who try to talk like they’re black

Who is on your list?