“Be a fucking man and suck jesus’s cock, you stupid god-person!”
Those were my first words to God as his newly appointed ‘life coach at winning’.
God stared at me with his 3 eyes after I made my award winning comment. No one better than him had ever talked that way to him before, that’s because I was the first person better than him.
Jesus’s stiff cock was oozing the good stuff in front of God’s face. God turned his head and looked at me for reassurance. I winked at God and said ‘go for it’.