FIRST PAGE OF MY NEW BOOK ‘LIFE COACH AT WINNING’

“Be a fucking man and suck jesus’s cock, you stupid god-person!”

Those were my first words to God as his newly appointed ‘life coach at winning’.

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God stared at me with his 3 eyes after I made my award winning comment. No one better than him had ever talked that way to him before, that’s because I was the first person better than him.

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Jesus’s stiff cock was oozing the good stuff in front of God’s face. God turned his head and looked at me for reassurance. I winked at God and said ‘go for it’.

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