Actual convo with Bulgingsnake:
Me: where is nick cage in this movie? I thought this was a cage movie.
BS: obviously it’s not the same movie. Shut up. Why do you always have to talk?
Me: My pussy needs your cock n ball juice.
BS: I’m breakihng up with you. NOW SUCK MY MASSIVE COCK YOU DIRTY WHORE! I love you so much
ME: I’m a hoe fo sho
Wowzers. This is the real Bulgingsnake. Hes just a crotchety old badass bitch hahahaha
What sweet nothing do you say to your bitch?
Herpes on my whore mouth!