FIRST PAGE OF MY NEW BOOK “PLAY IT LIKE JESUS”

As the whore took my massive load to her whore face, I knew it was time to Play It Like Jesus.

I was broke, so I couldn’t pay the whore for her whore services. But when someone thinks you’re Jesus, they won’t want your money, they’ll just be happy they helped.

Playing It Like Jesus isn’t easy, you always have to have a potato sack and some sandals with you (after all, that’s the only thing Jesus wore).

Let’s back up…. this all began the first time I sucked my dad’s cum out of my butthole with a long straw