Bulgingsnake’s Wild Ride

Deputies said a 47-year-old man chewed up the seat of a police car after he was arrested for cocaine possession.Bulgingsnake, from Florida’s armpit, allegedly had more than 40 grams of cocaine on him when deputies pulled him over. He said he was almost done.

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Deputies found out Snake had a warrant for a probation violation for selling his dirty underwear online and tried to arrest him. They said he tried to run away but was taken down to the ground. Eventually, deputies had to use a Taser to stop him.  They kept saying, “Yeah! You like that shit?”

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Snake sat in the back of the patrol car while deputies searched his life jacket. While inside the patrol car, Snake kicked the passenger side door, deputies said. That’s when a deputy noticed a large chunk of the backseat chewed off. When reached for comment, Bulginsnake said, “This’s a pretty good donut.”

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