What Would You Do With A Sherpa Guide?

Sherpas are native to Nepal. They often help climbers reach the top of Mount Everest. Rich people hire them to do all the work it takes to climb a mountain, like haul gear, cook, finger your rectum, tie ropes, and anything else that needs to be done.

If you had a Sherpa, how would you mistreat him? I’d make him carry rocks from one place to another for no reason. Then he would play me in naked Chutes and Ladders