Polar Vortex

It’s colder than the chick’s shoulder that I tried to talk to at the mall, years ago.

Any who. Right now, this is what it’s like outside near me.

-4…..-4!!! Are you kidding me?! My nuts are not prepared for this weather.

How cold is it where you are in this polar vortex? And how are you keeping your pee from freezing in your bladder?